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Tips For Sex 10/27/2008
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful
- provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the ...
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let me tell it out 10/24/2008
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple
go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom,
all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud
husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can
open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.
"Oh, oh, aaaahhh, " he exclaims, "My
word, you are so beautiful, let me take your ...
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Scammed 10/17/2008
Met a women online and invited her out for dinner and a night
out on the town. She was a very attractive women around my
age and we seemed to be hitting it off.
After dinner we hit some night spots and I was thinking that
I was going to get lucky the first night, not that it was important
because I really wanted to see this lady again.
Well as the night came to a close and we ...
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haha 10/9/2008
pussy lol lol ...
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hmmmmmmm.... 9/28/2008
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas
cage, when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets
as an invitation. He grabs her yanks her over the fence and
takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishhes her and makes passionate love to her
for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken
to hospital. ...
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OMG! 9/26/2008
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the in the
front room. "My God Henry", she screams, "I know you've
had other woman but this time you've gone too far!"
"You may be right" he says, "I think I'm
stuck."
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Possible factor loosing your man... 9/22/2008
While I recall your acticle replied that you was totally
lost your man, .. Well , sex do a vital which nobody can denied
that , yes & no , only the time when both needed it .. another
factor was also your daily interaction ...how to get along
with each other... that is the most challenges thing to
stay for long... imaging two person grown up from a different
environment & background to be ...
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STAGES OF MARRIED LIFE 9/20/2008
1: Tri-weekly 2: Try weekly 3: Try weakly 4. Try oysters 5: Try anything 6: Try to remember
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LIFE OF THE PARTY 9/20/2008
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party
was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?"
"As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your
boss, " replied the wife. "Piss on him, " answered the husband. "You did, " said the wife, "and he fired
you." "Well, fuck him, " said the husband. "I did, and you go back to work ...
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GOLF TO IMPRESS 9/20/2008
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed
like forever. He'd waggle, look down, look up, but never
start his backswing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, "Why
on Earth are you taking so long to make this shot?"
"My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse,
and I want to make this shot a good one, " said Bob.
"Good Lord, " said David, "you ...
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hmmmmm 9/19/2008
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge,
and go to bed. �.Married men come home, check to see what's
in the bed, and go the fridge.
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lil ohnny in 1st grade 9/19/2008
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What Animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this Animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what Animal is this?" she asked,
holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After
a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's
what your mom calls your dad." "A ...
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guardian angels 9/19/2008
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop!
Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall
down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was
going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still!
If you take one more step a car will run over you ...
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fine wine 9/19/2008
"Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his
guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like
a fine old carefully stored wine."
"I certainly have to agree with that." piped-up
his obviously long suffering wife. "Henry's
cork's been stationary for years."
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birthday gifts 9/19/2008
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband
thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for
her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this
time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last
year!"
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the wooden anniversary 9/19/2008
We've been married a little over four years, and we
just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary."
Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she woodnt !!!
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 9/17/2008
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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LOL! 9/13/2008
TO MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten
days. The followingis a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 ...
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amazed 9/13/2008
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up
on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos
of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get.
Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him
he has all the evidence he needs. They make an appointment for a meeting. The two of them are
sitting there ...
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hmmmmmmmmmmm! 9/13/2008
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired
to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found
some nice CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself and returned
in pajamas and robe. He opened a bottle of champagne and poured
them each a drink, unaware that his new bride had already had more
than enuff to drink. Finally, he took the girl of ...
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curiosity 9/13/2008
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where
the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see
if he were in fact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she
would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other
woman was, but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya."
1 Comments, 117 Views,
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early from work 9/13/2008
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his
best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and
says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU
???"
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to whom it may concern.... 9/13/2008
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle
of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The
doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge
him to ICU, where therapy continues.
In a couple of days Mr. Steinberg's physician comes
into his room and says, "Sol, I'm happy to tell you that
you are completely well. You have the heart function that you ...
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saving it up 9/13/2008
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted
raised eyebrow attention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning
at eight sharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a gay
tune, sat down at a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face
and the twinkle in his eye told everybody present that he was happy and confident.
Fifteen minutes later the young bride ...
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barely used 9/13/2008
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified
to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just
as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband
stopped her with these words:
Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.
Driving along the highway, I saw this young woman looking
tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made ...
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o my 9/12/2008
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached,
they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never
before shared with anyone, not even each other.
The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his
father for advice. "Father, " he said, "I am
deeply concerned about the success of my marriage."
His father replied, "Don't you love this girl?"
"Oh ...
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bedroom golf....you gotta love it !!! 9/10/2008
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play
- normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the
hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before
play begins. 5. Course owners ...
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hahaha just had to get this one off my chest. 9/7/2008
My ex seemed to have found the answer to getting me to swing
with her..
she read on the dance's website that you tell your partner
over and over that you desperately want to watch them have
sex with someone else... word for word off the site. no originality
whatsoever...
what did she think i wouldn't figure it out eventually
and read the website?? lol
just had to put ...
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why guys of corse gals also look4 relationship n when 9/7/2008
it is a silly question but why a well knit knit united family
member looks for relationship cos of fun fantassy bore of same way of sex or need more lust
in life and at what age is it safe ...
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Alan Partridge sex??? 8/27/2008
an ex and i got into Alan Partridge years ago. i was in a shared
house in university at the time. she double dared me to scream
"AAHHHHRRRR Back of the net" at the top of my
voice when i climaxed. sooooo funny! all you students give
it a go lol!
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